So...

So, a few weeks ago I was playing chess online and there was an ad for an E-bike that looked really cool and was very cheap (600 bucks less than normal).

Thinking it was a good deal, I decided to roll the dice.

It was really hard to confirm the order after a week or so.

I thought, “This must be a scam.”

I attempted to cancel, but the website wouldn’t let me in.  I cancelled through our credit card.

I’ve been refunded already.

The other day I started getting delivery updates.  I thought, “Well, if it shows up, I’ll make it right with the credit card.”

Today, I received the “item.”

It wasn’t an E-bike.

It was this bizarre pair of jeans - labeled as “Baby sliding toy.”

They barely fit Amy, who is about 150 pounds smaller than me.

They have slits down the legs and this strange creeping black mold web decoration attached.

The button hole is actually not a hole.

And, ya know, it’s not a bicycle.

I’m taking this as a sign that I should continue to walk rather than ride in the New Year...or maybe I’ll take up “baby sliding,” although I’m afraid to google that phrase.